Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 11, 2019
July 10, 2019
July 12, 2019
Transcript:
Sluggo: I must show off my dog's new sweater. Let's take a short cut through dis orchard.
Man: Hey, you---Did you take any of my apples?
Sluggo: I resent dat crack.
1- You’re an embarrassment Wiener Dog… 2- I gotta put a sweater on you and walk you out of sight of the public. 3- BOB BIBS: What’s up with your dog son? 4- SLUGGO: Awh, I gotta do that for him so they don’t drag the ground. BOB BIBS: Three? SLUGGO: Ain’t it humiliatin’?
romandogbird over 5 years ago
nice
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago
A shameful theft of apples, keeping them from their proper purpose of becoming cider or scrumpy.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s a new breed. A cross between a Dachshund and a camel.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
A new breed of dog….a three humped wiener snitzal
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
A Dachshump.
jless over 5 years ago
I don’t eat apples. I don’t want to keep doctors away. Apples to doctors are like garlic to vampires.
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- You’re an embarrassment Wiener Dog… 2- I gotta put a sweater on you and walk you out of sight of the public. 3- BOB BIBS: What’s up with your dog son? 4- SLUGGO: Awh, I gotta do that for him so they don’t drag the ground. BOB BIBS: Three? SLUGGO: Ain’t it humiliatin’?
brklnbern over 5 years ago
The first dachshund camel.