Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 29, 2019

One well placed kick…

How I figure it, your friends don’t care and your enemies won’t believe you….

1- Fritz wants me to help her with her drinking problem… 2- Step 1 is to clean this house so well that there’s no trace of booze anywhere. There, that oughta do it. 3- NANCY: Hey Rosie. I just finished cleaning this place so well you’d never know Fritz was a booze hound. 4- ROSIE: Ain’t ya ever seen The Lost Weekend? There’s like six pints stashed up here. NANCY: That explains Fritz’ bruises and all the broken furniture around here I guess. Just leave ‘em. That’ll be a good start for a party when we’re older.

Why should care what she thinks?

Rosie, you think that is dusty, wait until you see our cellar…right this way.

nice

Dang! How high is that ceiling??!!

Rosie has a good future ahead of her as a building inspector or health unit inspector. she overlooks nothing.

Should be chancy Rosie.

You get more cleaning done in five minutes than you do all week when ya find out company’s coming