Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 14, 2019

I’m a Gemini too

In that case, I’m a “MATERNITY WARD! QUIET PLEASE!”

dat’s nice

Dat may have been where he was conceived too!

Poor Sluggo! A product of his environment…and DATS DA TRUTH!

“Ma never did explain why she had to have me all the way up there.”

Sluggo is nativit.

Steve Martin: “ Someone asked me what my sign was, and I said, ‘I’m a Feces.’”

No hospital birth? This is and old comic!

1-NANCY: Ya know, Ronald Reagan believed in astrology… 2-…he even used it to run the country. 3-SLUGGO: I know… 4-…I was born here because he saw in the stars that anything with flat tables could be considered a hospital so far as the poor were concerned. Ma always joked that because I was born here I was born with chalk for brains. And that my hair style is based on a cue ball. And that that’s the reason I cover my privates any time I hear ‘rack ‘em up’. And that I always had an affinity for green felt diapers. And… NANCY: (Time to shut this down) RACK EM UP! SLUGGO: NOOOO!

nice

Quite a few Presidents have believed in astrology. I once read that it was JFK’s astrologer who advised him to go to Dallas.

I remember that Jimmy Carter claimed to have seen a UFO and his successor Ronald Reagan suggested that an attack from outer space might help bring the USA and USSR together as allies.

That explains Sluggo’s constant bad luck. He was born behind the 8 ball.

Behind is Hogan’s Alley.

I believe him.