Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 14, 2020

I have seen dollar bills scotch taped together. Had Scotch tape been invented by 1950? I remember my mother using colorful Christmas stickers instead of the tape when wrapping gifts.

Guess a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.

Time for an economics lesson, kids!

I call shenanigans unless and until we find out just how far it stretched before it tore, and how that compares to other venues under controlled conditions.

One may expect this sort of shoddy work from Heartland or Snake, but it’s disappointing to see it in such a major strip.

They’re awfully literal. Let’s hope no one ever tells them to “go jump off a cliff” or “sit on it and spin”.

Nice sales ploy. Now sell them some tape.

Ain’t dat a shame?

Hard to be that dumb.