Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 17, 2020
August 15, 2020
August 18, 2020
Transcript:
Nancy: I'd like that job.
Voice from inside store: SCRAM
Nancy: Okay---But you don't have to be so nasty---How did I know what that sign meant.
Sign reads: BOUNCER WANTED
I once met a petite woman who worked as a bouncer in a bar. When I asked “what kind of bouncer are you?” she laughed and replied “a very polite one”.
When confronted by a traditional burly male bouncer, a drunken oaf will try to show that he is the tougher alpha male. Up against a petite attractive woman who asks him to leave, the macho gorilla will shrivel up and slink away much emasculated.
PicaraJustina over 4 years ago
One, two, three a leree…
Auntie Socialist over 4 years ago
Sounds like the bouncer they already have is just fine
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Besides, I think you were also underage for the position, Nancy!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Dats cwazy!
Jethro Flatline over 4 years ago
I laughed at this way more than I should and that’s pretty much why Ernie is the GOAT.
Another Take over 4 years ago
The next day Nancy showed up at the same place with a paint scraper when the sign changed to (need I even say it) STRIPPER WANTED.
Newenglandah over 4 years ago
(repeated from my posting today on another strip)
I once met a petite woman who worked as a bouncer in a bar. When I asked “what kind of bouncer are you?” she laughed and replied “a very polite one”.
When confronted by a traditional burly male bouncer, a drunken oaf will try to show that he is the tougher alpha male. Up against a petite attractive woman who asks him to leave, the macho gorilla will shrivel up and slink away much emasculated.
Kip W over 4 years ago
She didn’t know they were casting a revival of “Cox and Box.”