Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 26, 2010

He’s lost his head over you. <3

I bet that picture was Photoshopped. FAKE!

Why does Mr. Fargo have his palsied hand in his pocket?

Besotted? Yes. Spring-necked? Yes. In love? Questionable.

I think those Newcastle patients would show better progress if they didn’t have signs driven into their heads.

On the advice of my cardiologist, I have avoided FROG APPLAUSE for a week. Now, where’d I put that nitroglycerin?

Lewreader, I think you need a new cardiologist. Frog Applause is better than nitroglycerin and is good for the whole body–heart, brain and naughty bits.

I gotta go to Riomaggiore, Italy. If that is real, that looks so cool.

What, exactly, does Clint have in the pot? I was expecting to see a long strand or three of human hair hanging out.

They missed my photo on the line-up, fortunately. I paid a fortune to get mine destroyed.

Pay attention!

Love puts a spring in your step (and if you’re lucky, lead in your pencil).

Hey, no! I’ll bet he gives great head. Think about it…

but, I don’t understand how he can be alive if his head is connected to his body by a metal spring. How can he breathe or eat? No, this is pure fiction, plain and simple.

can’t pull the wool over MY eyes

Hey honey, wanna neck?

BOOIIINNNGGG! I’m sure glad the first panel wasn’t “LUST! LUST!”… A whole other part of the last panel would be sprung…

Dear FA Readers (and others who stumbled in here looking for trashy redneck thrills)

As a grammarian and retired English teacher I am most interested in the use of “besottingly,” as that is the only obvious connection between the text and the spring that attaches that poor unfortunate man’s head to the rest of his body. Was this a comic that needed a word to describe it, or a word that needed a comic to illustrate it?

Sincerely,

Mother Thalweg

Just wait until morning.

Is besottingly a synonym for slinky?

Well, yeah… that is  how I feel, since you come to mention it…

I remember that feeling, and I savor it, ‘cause memories is all I have left.

shy2: That’s not Angelina Jolie as Mona Lisa (on the blog). It’s Megan Fox.

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/10/another-version.html

RudyT: Who is in your avatar photo? Is that Clint Eastwood? Couldn’t be…

Re: “Your Fear…” Jeff Mcneill’s Flickr page says he took that picture May 4, 2009. Ophelia Chong’s page shows HER taking that picture May 18, 2008. Strange.

ST2: If you speak of “Updated”, my hormones (usually reliable) tell me that is Megan Fox. And I don’t even GET a chance, anymore, to do bad things well OR badly. Not fair…

sot - drunk besot - drunken drunken love - sounds like a tom waits song

About Freddie FishNet FriDay:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Mercury

He was a Parsee!

“What’s your dead body worth?”

Having me out of your life? PRICELESS!