I kept long dowels within reach of the bed and a chair for reaching the remote or a water bottle when a cat was on my lap. I would knock the item off the table and drag/roll the item along the floor. Even though I could get a water bottle this way, I soon had to get up for another reason.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 7 years ago
That’s a rookie couch potato mistake. Always have the remote within reach, plus a bag of chips and a beer.
J Short about 7 years ago
As my drunk friend once said, “I need a remote for my remote.”
Greyhame about 7 years ago
My dad’s remote was a box of golf balls. "Hey, kid. (thwack) Change the channel!
Ermine Notyours about 7 years ago
I kept long dowels within reach of the bed and a chair for reaching the remote or a water bottle when a cat was on my lap. I would knock the item off the table and drag/roll the item along the floor. Even though I could get a water bottle this way, I soon had to get up for another reason.
Sherlock Watson about 7 years ago
Look at that La-Z-Boy on the couch!
chris_weaver about 7 years ago
Frustrated, he then walks into a bar.
Argy.Bargy2 about 7 years ago
Horace needs to get one of those over-the-chair-arm holders with pockets for remotes, cellphones, bottles of water, etcetera…
BlueFin Premium Member about 7 years ago
Call Acme!
LoriannRinggold about 7 years ago
This is funny!