I’ll be trekking out into the woods and snow later this week to cut our Christmas tree. I already picked out the tree, it’s just a half mile behind the house…..and hopefully the snow won’t be too deep.
One year, I cut down a tree growing too close to the house and gave it to my brother for Christmas Tree. It was FULL, it had 2 tops from when I had cut it back years before. We had to tie it to wall to keep it standing as the stand was inadequate. He had built in shelves that were open so we could do it. Best tree ever.
Fagettaboudit, Monty! There are no “free” trees, and cutting down a tree on Public (meaning “government”) Land will get you your Christmas dinner in the klink. Have your little snack, go to the mall, buy an aluminum tree, and go home while you still can!
Sure, let’s all engage in our annual orgy of silvacide, drag the victims into our living rooms and set them up in corners where they can slowly dessicate into fire hazards, then months later haul them out to the curb where they can help overload the local landfill, then next year do it all over again, while we keep wondering why the environment is going to hell. Why not just plant an evergreen tree in your front yard and be done with it once and for all?
x_Tech almost 7 years ago
Monty, hold the key fob against the side of you head and point your mouth at your car and click the fob.
Sounds really strange but it seems to work.
Egrayjames almost 7 years ago
I’ll be trekking out into the woods and snow later this week to cut our Christmas tree. I already picked out the tree, it’s just a half mile behind the house…..and hopefully the snow won’t be too deep.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 7 years ago
One year, I cut down a tree growing too close to the house and gave it to my brother for Christmas Tree. It was FULL, it had 2 tops from when I had cut it back years before. We had to tie it to wall to keep it standing as the stand was inadequate. He had built in shelves that were open so we could do it. Best tree ever.
Kalkkuna almost 7 years ago
Better be a small tree if he’s going to cut it with a hacksaw.
F-Flash almost 7 years ago
Where did he get those Robot Snowshoes? RadioShack, batteries not included!
Longplay Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Oops! I popped the trunk.”
shamino almost 7 years ago
Parking lot? Where is he going to cut this tree? Is he aware that it is illegal to cut down a tree that’s on someone else’s property?
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
Fagettaboudit, Monty! There are no “free” trees, and cutting down a tree on Public (meaning “government”) Land will get you your Christmas dinner in the klink. Have your little snack, go to the mall, buy an aluminum tree, and go home while you still can!
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Sure, let’s all engage in our annual orgy of silvacide, drag the victims into our living rooms and set them up in corners where they can slowly dessicate into fire hazards, then months later haul them out to the curb where they can help overload the local landfill, then next year do it all over again, while we keep wondering why the environment is going to hell. Why not just plant an evergreen tree in your front yard and be done with it once and for all?