Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 20, 2017

I love that trick…Gil talking while drinking a tall glass of Hoo.

Also, I’m surprised Gil knew what the internet is.

I tapped some keys and the second hit is a video entitled “Is Gary DuBose a scam?” I’m guessing yes.

Unfortunately, while multi-tasking as a ninja, Kelly inadvertently booked her clients on a flight to Rome, NY.

Unknown beknowest to all, Gil is addicted to fizzes!

Whigham has a fetish for women’s ears, doesn’t he?

Welcome back Kelly Kapowski, dial up internet ninja. They must be at the German/Polynesian establishment. I can tell from the root beer stains on the wall. GilFather, phone, Gary Unmarried, Carbon Cave. One call, that’s all.

“I need to call Mary Worth and rub it in her face that I’m the better meddler.”

“I need to call Mary Worth and rub it in her face that I’m the better meddler.”

JUST…COMPARE…RICK…TO…HIS…BASELINE

What the heck kind of phone is she using?

P1, You know Gil, he’s an idiot. He’ll believe any stupid thing I tell him.

P2, If you check the color version, these guys are clearly out drinking beer in some bar. My question is, where’s Marty? He must have already gotten thrown out of the joint. And I guess Kelly is the DD while Kaz, a 2 fisted drinker if ever there was one has a beer in one hand and a glass of wine in the other. Marty would be so proud.

P3, And just to bring Bill Murray back one more time, who ya gonna call? Certainly not the kids.

P-1: I think I’ve seen her before. Oh, yeah, throwing a dart at a map of Texas.

P-2: Brownstarfish is right about Marty: a beer with a wine chaser. Is Kaz an elitist?

P-3: Uh, Gil..probably after you finish the beer. Otherwise, you’ll be gargelling and no one will understand what your saying….Wait! (informed Thorpians want to know. Does Gil have a drinking problem?

Gee, do you think Uncle Gary was once cut from his High School Football Team and is now waging a life long vendetta to regain his lost manhood?

OK, not to go Whiz on this, but…A former Coach of the Year with a clearly foundering program decides to commission opposition research on a relative of one of his players? Why not call England and get a real pro like Christopher Steele involved in the Uncle Gary dossier?

And another thing…how does Joan Anderson, she of Joan Anderson Travel LLC feel about one of her employees screwing off on company time researching background checks on individuals directed by her deranged boyfriend? Obviously, Kaz is dangling the old line again “yeah, baby, this Christmas I think I’ll be ready for the commitment to the relationship” to lead her along.

I’m sure when Dr. Pearl finds out, there will be an ethics investigation and maybe we can indeed find out where the Thorp kids have been hidden and other tawdry details

I’m going to guess that Gary Dubose, LA lawyer, was disbarred for trying to blackmail players on the USC Trojans team into giving up football and instead launching dubious singing careers with him as their exclusive agent.

Why is that more implausible than anything that’s happened so far?

I wonder if Gary is descended from Mrs. Dubose, who used to sit on her porch and taunt Scout and Jem in To Kill a Mockingbird? Too bad he arrived in Milford too late to meet Boo Radley.

Things don’t end well for these Milford- made it big in California- Milford types.

My prediction is her investigation will show that he was disbarred in California from managing singers and scamming them out of their earnings.

Well, I googled “gary dubose” and came up with this, it’s pure gold: “Gary Dubose Terry was convicted of murder, first degree burglary, first degree criminal sexual conduct (CSC), and malicious injury to a telephone system.   He was sentenced to death for murder, thirty years each for burglary and CSC, and ten years for malicious injury to a telephone.”

So she’s an internet ninja, huh? What does that mean, she surfs the internet and nobody knows she’s there? Kind of like, well, everybody? And speaking of surfing, why don’t you surf over to Mopped Up Thorp and read the last two installments.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

In all reality , Why is the Richard Speck look alike sitting a Gil’s table ? Run Kelly run !

In all reality , Why is the Richard Speck look alike sitting a Gil’s table ? Run Kelly run !

In all reality , Why is the Richard Speck look alike sitting a Gil’s table ? Run Kelly run !

P-3: It’s Milford so we should cue the Belmonts but it’s Football so cue the Lettermen “Where or When”