Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for December 14, 2017

“I’ve had it …”

And there, sitting right behind them and grinning ferociously, sat Samuel L. Jackson.

Why does it have to be snakes? I smell a rat.

Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie.

no, the worst is that the air conditioning cold air suddenly collides against a gush of air that was warmed somehow because of the engines and creates a tornado inside the plane, but also, at the same time, the heat used in the wings to prevent frosting creates a tornado with the cold air outside and also creates a tornado outside the plane, and the low pressure of the tornado outside somehow creates a vacuum that sucks sharks from the ocean, and the sharks somehow get into the plane trough the landing gear bays

and the worst part, because of security measures, the people inside the plane were not allowed to get chainsaws in the cabin, so they have nothing to defend themselves

then again I forgot the dinosaur fossil that some guy is carrying in the luggage compartment.. but it seems to be defrosting.. I think I saw it move..

Don’t worry unlessl it starts crawling up your pant leg.

I keep hoping that somebody will make “Monkeys on a Plane.”

Ok so right now I’m in New York scheduled to fly home to Seattle on Saturday. I think either we get a rental to drive home or we make the Empire State our new home

@Redback — You’re doing that old story again?

I loved “Snakes on a Plane”, it has to be one of the best comedies I’ve ever seen, for the sheer ‘over the top’. :D