Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 10, 2017

Gingerbread men will no longer be sold by the dozen,they’ll only be sold as six packs.

They say you should always warm up before a run.

Don’t run off half-baked.

Run, run, as fast as you can………

You know those stair machines that are small escalators? I’ve been trying to figure out how to get one to run backwards, so I can practice getting out of tall buildings in a hurry.

Is he running away because he’s finished or running to avoid being sucked into the oven?

That’s enough incentive to run.

Hot….out of the oven!

You can run, but you must bake!

In exercising, motivation is everything.