I suppose if clickbait were honest, it would just be called “links”, not “clickbait”.
The problem, to Rita, isn’t that it’s lies…..
She wants it to be lies… or at least, as misleading as she can get away with….
but unfortunately, Pinocchio has a tell.
Also his nose growth and resident birds, and possible damage to it, might be a drain on company resources…. office space, health care, tree fertiliser, birdseed, etc.
Scott… thanks for answering yesterday.
Yeah…. I didn’t really think Roy liked machines better than his family.
It was more about what Kathy might feel, hearing him say it….
whether hurt or embarrassment.
But, as ever, I was also exaggerating…
I’m sure she knows him better than that.
I have this sort of facetiousness virus I just can’t seem to shake.
alien011 almost 7 years ago
Wouldn’t that be someting: Honest clickbait.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I suppose if clickbait were honest, it would just be called “links”, not “clickbait”.
The problem, to Rita, isn’t that it’s lies…..
She wants it to be lies… or at least, as misleading as she can get away with….
but unfortunately, Pinocchio has a tell.
Also his nose growth and resident birds, and possible damage to it, might be a drain on company resources…. office space, health care, tree fertiliser, birdseed, etc.
Scott… thanks for answering yesterday.
Yeah…. I didn’t really think Roy liked machines better than his family.
It was more about what Kathy might feel, hearing him say it….
whether hurt or embarrassment.
But, as ever, I was also exaggerating…
I’m sure she knows him better than that.
I have this sort of facetiousness virus I just can’t seem to shake.
corpcasselbury almost 7 years ago
No, Rita, you shouldn’t. Poor little guy’s nose must be the size of a redwood by now.
Nyckname almost 7 years ago
So…many…dirty…jokes…
mvwhite5382 almost 7 years ago
It’s suprising he has time to work for Rita considering his contract with the WH
sandflea almost 7 years ago
Looks like Pin-oak-e-o is branching out.