Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 05, 2017

Tell him to close his windows.

…take out the trash?

But words (criticism) CAN hurt you…

I, on the other hand, would hurt a fly. I just don’t want to spend all day on it. The HAPPY suggestions above cut down on the workload.

“Dinsdale?”

The friend is ‘Lord of the flies?’ Flies rush to him to hear his lessons? But I have a suggestion for him; stubborn flies never really learn, so tell him to get an Insect-O-Cutor.

Just keep the flies away from the food..

You are supposed to mock them after you have squashed them flat.

I see that the speech in the middle panel has changed, and the gag changed with it.

Constructive criticism: “If you’d just stay outside, there’s a lot less chance that your life will come to a sudden and violent end.”