Police: I ran your plate, and it came back showing you have three overdue library books. Please step out of the vehicle.
Good thing, one of them is ‘How to Beat a Ticket.’
Well, I WAS on the way to the library……
He was booked and arrested right there on the spot.
I thought the statute of limitations on library books was three weeks :)
What is a Library and what is a book?
Sounds like a librarian I knew as a kid
Now he’s gone and done it! Wait until the other nerds find out and start “peaceful” protests all across the nation and start accidentally lighting libraries on fire.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good thing, one of them is ‘How to Beat a Ticket.’
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, I WAS on the way to the library……
Doug K almost 3 years ago
He was booked and arrested right there on the spot.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
I thought the statute of limitations on library books was three weeks :)
John9 almost 3 years ago
What is a Library and what is a book?
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Sounds like a librarian I knew as a kid
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Now he’s gone and done it! Wait until the other nerds find out and start “peaceful” protests all across the nation and start accidentally lighting libraries on fire.