"RIP Van Winkle" "You have 14,732 new messages. To hear your messages, press one...now."
This is your wake-up call from 1819!
Funny…..he looks like Billy Gibbons.
i wouldn’t know where to start with all of the great music,movies and TV shows i missed.
14,732 isn’t bad for a twenty-year accumulation, that’s only a bit more than two a day. I get more spam calls than that.
And your phone bill is….
Hay Rip, did you over sleep?
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Excellent! And everyone of them was a call about his buggy’s warranty expiring…
He must have to take a wicked Van Tinkle.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is your wake-up call from 1819!
zerotvus over 1 year ago
Funny…..he looks like Billy Gibbons.
manowarrior over 1 year ago
i wouldn’t know where to start with all of the great music,movies and TV shows i missed.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
14,732 isn’t bad for a twenty-year accumulation, that’s only a bit more than two a day. I get more spam calls than that.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
And your phone bill is….
Dkram over 1 year ago
Hay Rip, did you over sleep?
\\//_
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Excellent! And everyone of them was a call about his buggy’s warranty expiring…
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He must have to take a wicked Van Tinkle.