"You know, Woody, I'm sick and tired of listening to your sappy stories."
Is that bench Great Uncle Birch?
“What are you barking about?”
Leave It To Beech-er?
“Did you hear the one about the tree that got made into a park bench? Well…”
The bench is bored speechless.
Oh, stick it. You’re such a pine in the ash.
He’s going out on a limb, there.
He probably complains about that dog that hangs around his roots
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His delivery is pretty wooden as well
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is that bench Great Uncle Birch?
Doug K over 1 year ago
“What are you barking about?”
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Leave It To Beech-er?
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Did you hear the one about the tree that got made into a park bench? Well…”
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
The bench is bored speechless.
Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, stick it. You’re such a pine in the ash.
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s going out on a limb, there.
Dkram over 1 year ago
He probably complains about that dog that hangs around his roots
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Digital Frog over 1 year ago
His delivery is pretty wooden as well