"This just in...a man in Columbus, Ohio, has come up with a sure-fire diet. Just before every meal, he takes his dentures out."
Dad gum it diet.
But he got fat from too many gummy bears.
Can we say “A man in Columbus discovered America’s denture diet?”
I had an uncle who had no teeth and he could rip corn right of the cob.
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I’ll file that away with my “Miracle 20-lb Fork Diet”.
Now he doesn’t have to count his indentured servings.
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Dad gum it diet.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
But he got fat from too many gummy bears.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Can we say “A man in Columbus discovered America’s denture diet?”
Dkram about 1 year ago
I had an uncle who had no teeth and he could rip corn right of the cob.
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mistercatworks about 1 year ago
I’ll file that away with my “Miracle 20-lb Fork Diet”.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Now he doesn’t have to count his indentured servings.