Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2017

Bob and Carol, where are Ted and Alice?

That’s actually perfect for Pig and Pigita!

Is it more expensive because you have to split the seat with your ex? And is the saw included?

Pig needs a love seat for one.

@electricshadow I think it’s more expensive because they need more room to sit not-so-close.

When did Scott Van Pelt start selling furniture?

Very expensive!!!

From an old Playboy joke book:

A woman in a furniture store tells the salesman that her friend had suggested she get a “sexual sofa.” The salesman says, “Are you sure you don’t mean a sectional sofa?” and the woman says, “No, I’m sure it was ‘sexual,’ because he said it would be nice to have an occasional piece in the living room.”

This reminds me of the strip from Jun 22, 2006, where Pig bought a pair of “lovebirds”.

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/6/22

Reminds me of the “loveseat” from the Hunger Games.

I had one of those!

I’m looking for a “Single” seat.

xxx

Don’t fret, we also have a sale on our, “You made yours, and now you have to lie in it” Beds.

Such a furniture store, always in search of greater profit! How much, I wonder, do they pay “Bob” and “Carol” to model the nolongerinloveseat?

Since when was somebody named Bob but had a full bed of hair?

(suspense builds)

The hate seat!

Call it a ____seat