Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 04, 2018

Of course, Erin’s spinning it entirely in the positive, and not covering the after effects of the so-called “night hero’s” actions. I have to side with Linton, no matter his intentions, this can’t be allowed to go on.

OK, some of the night stalker’s victims are thieves and vandals and whatnot, bit the “vagrants” were just trying to keep warm, and what about poor Mr. Gravy? I’m thinking this “vigilante” just attacks indiscriminately.

Methinks Mr. Gravy must have a dark side that is yet to be revealed!

Where are the homeless “vagrants” going to go now? They can’t even go under a bridge to get out of the rain?

FREE TEA!!!!! That’s what’s important. Forget about catching and/or beating up the bad guys, it’s free tea that’s important.

Vagrants as bad guys? Now where have I seen that used?

Thank goodness the law-abiding citizens of Tackleford can now walk their dogs through the former downtown hell-zone of a park without having to freeze in terror and cry out that dreaded alert, “Hark! A vagrant!”

Artisanal cupcakeries just spontaneously generate as the ambient level of gentrification rises.