Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 12, 2018

Hey, gorilla! A little help here?

Thanks!

OK, gimme your 20 bucks. I’m gonna toss my gorilla buddy a few bananas.

Better hurry, before he uses up all your data plan.

Not going to happen. He’s using it. It’s his now.

If Jumbo in the pit keeps getting solicited phone calls he’ll throw the phone back out.

Gorillas actually are not ferocious by nature; quite the opposite, in fact, tending to be shy and peaceful. Of course, they can be a trifle unpredictable at times.