Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 25, 2017

Yes, Ted’s an utter failure at this cow thing.

He should get some lessons from StelBel over at Wide World of Inflatables.

Imagine what it’s like for a cow dressing up as Ted.

X… I think that may be Stel’s.

StelBel! StelBel!

Is that your cow suit?

It kinda looks like your cow suit!

Call the Monkey!

Oh, oh… he’ll be so happy, if we’ve found your cow suit…

though it might not go too well for Ted.

He won’t cope with the stampede then.

Ted claimed that he had mad cow disease so he had to dress up that way and couldn’t work. You knew he was going to milk it for everything he could get. This whole thing from Ted is a lot of bull.

Hey, Ted. The rest of us find it kind of tiring also.

Hey, MUDD. It’s Christmas. Hope yours is merry.

Ted would have more fun dressing up in the BULL suit, with its different set of appendages. Might give Norine a scare (or a thrill).

He looks utterly exhausted.

Merry Christmas y’all!

Merry Christmas y’all!

Ted must be a graduate of Ballard A&T Univ

Ted must be a graduate of Ballard A&T Univ

Merry christmas, Mudd.

Next time, try the bunny suit.

It’s energizing.

Merry Christmas to all!

M.C.

And those early morning milkings are wearing him down.

Ted’s no coward, but he’s thinking he’d better get out of the suit Elsie somebody will try to milk him…

He wanted to be a cowboy, but he messed that up too.

Ted isn’t really physically tired. he’s just tired of everybody saying Okay buddy, time to mooooove along.

What he hears from the kitchen is…….”Hey…..is that branding iron hot enough?”

Those udders look well bruised!

Merry Christmas to my C&C and Ballard Street friends!

We hope your Christmas was warm and a very good one for you, Mudd.