Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 29, 2017

Being a bit introverted, he spent too much time with the martinis, and not enough time conversing. It’s happened before, and Edna is considering if she might just leave him home next time.

FIFO

No double dipping, Beesley!

Bertie Beesley comes from a long line of double dippers. 3 martoonies and he’s face down in the hummus. He does have a lovely completion, so maybe he’s on to something!

That’s complection. Stoopid auto correct.

And the latest to “depart”.

It looks like he decided just to scarf down on the appetizers without using his hands.

Easy come, easy go.

He’s down for the count.

Guess who won’t be seeing the ball drop in Times Square ?