This could hurt your elf esteem.
How elf can they find out if you stack up to the requirements of the job.
He’s an angry elf.
If he gets the job then he’ll be elf-employed!
Why weren’t you at elf practice?!
For those not familiar w/ Elf enjoy (I hope) https://www.npr.org/2005/12/23/5066175/sedaris-and-crumpet-the-elf-a-holiday-tradition
Not an equal opportunity employer? You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
Payback! Remember how you laughed when I wasn’t tall enough for the amusement park rides? Ahahahahahaha
Everyone wanted to be on the short list for the Elf auditions.
Merry Christmas , Happy New year and whatever else fits, to you all.
If this was in Germany, You have to be 11 to qualify.
Elves weren’t always short. If you know Tolkien, he was unhappy at what have been done to the elves turning them into jolly short people so he brought them back to their former glory. Everything about them is better than humans. Plus pointed ears.
Looks like he got the short end of the stick. Unemployment is at an all time low.
August 21, 2015
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 7 years ago
This could hurt your elf esteem.
wirepunchr almost 7 years ago
How elf can they find out if you stack up to the requirements of the job.
AtariDragon almost 7 years ago
He’s an angry elf.
Stevefk almost 7 years ago
If he gets the job then he’ll be elf-employed!
SamClement almost 7 years ago
Why weren’t you at elf practice?!
lenhimel almost 7 years ago
For those not familiar w/ Elf enjoy (I hope) https://www.npr.org/2005/12/23/5066175/sedaris-and-crumpet-the-elf-a-holiday-tradition
J Short almost 7 years ago
Not an equal opportunity employer? You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
Plods with ...™ almost 7 years ago
Payback! Remember how you laughed when I wasn’t tall enough for the amusement park rides? Ahahahahahaha
nosirrom almost 7 years ago
Everyone wanted to be on the short list for the Elf auditions.
Norman L Jones almost 7 years ago
Merry Christmas , Happy New year and whatever else fits, to you all.
kodj kodjin almost 7 years ago
If this was in Germany, You have to be 11 to qualify.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Elves weren’t always short. If you know Tolkien, he was unhappy at what have been done to the elves turning them into jolly short people so he brought them back to their former glory. Everything about them is better than humans. Plus pointed ears.
jivanimark almost 7 years ago
Looks like he got the short end of the stick. Unemployment is at an all time low.