Close to Home by John McPherson for December 25, 2017

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    This could hurt your elf esteem.

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    wirepunchr  almost 7 years ago

    How elf can they find out if you stack up to the requirements of the job.

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    AtariDragon  almost 7 years ago

    He’s an angry elf.

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    Stevefk  almost 7 years ago

    If he gets the job then he’ll be elf-employed!

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    SamClement  almost 7 years ago

    Why weren’t you at elf practice?!

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    lenhimel  almost 7 years ago

    For those not familiar w/ Elf enjoy (I hope) https://www.npr.org/2005/12/23/5066175/sedaris-and-crumpet-the-elf-a-holiday-tradition

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    Not an equal opportunity employer? You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 7 years ago

    Payback! Remember how you laughed when I wasn’t tall enough for the amusement park rides? Ahahahahahaha

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    nosirrom  almost 7 years ago

    Everyone wanted to be on the short list for the Elf auditions.

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    Norman L Jones  almost 7 years ago

    Merry Christmas , Happy New year and whatever else fits, to you all.

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    kodj kodjin  almost 7 years ago

    If this was in Germany, You have to be 11 to qualify.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Elves weren’t always short. If you know Tolkien, he was unhappy at what have been done to the elves turning them into jolly short people so he brought them back to their former glory. Everything about them is better than humans. Plus pointed ears.

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    jivanimark  almost 7 years ago

    Looks like he got the short end of the stick. Unemployment is at an all time low.

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