Close to Home by John McPherson for December 28, 2017

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I think it is safe to say that anyone who thinks that, and I’m sure there are a few, would NOT be the type of person to inquire as to whether they might buy some.

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    After that incident, she could never make up to him.

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    Stevefk  almost 7 years ago

    I thought it was a type of melon?

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    Jeff0811  almost 7 years ago

    Never heard of it until today, ran it through a search engine, found out it’s not an it, it’s a him. He is a business man, inventor etc…

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Now that would be funny!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 7 years ago

    I’ve heard he includes a free bottle in the glove box of every Tesla.

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    cuzinron47  almost 7 years ago

    I’m surprised there isn’t and somebody probably just got an idea for a new fragrance. It’ll probably smell like new car, which is car deodorizer.

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    eb110americana  almost 7 years ago

    Except that it IS a real cologne—well, aftershave anyway. Check it out:

    https://realbusiness.co.uk/sales-and-marketing/2017/03/31/entrepreneur-elon-musk-breaks-ground-launching-fragrance/

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