Close to Home by John McPherson for December 26, 2017

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Reminds me of the old Elvis song, “Return the Blender”.

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    nosirrom  about 7 years ago

    Guy gets tie stuck in blender. No warning label. Guy sues. Million dollar award FOR BEING STUPID! Company goes out of business. That’s America for you, where stupidity pays.

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    Wesley Brown  about 7 years ago

    He was making a mai tai

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    Stevefk  about 7 years ago

    That would never happen to Charles Osgood!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 7 years ago

    Yeah…. Everyone knows you’re supposed to use the garbage disposal. Bigger motor.

    How’s he expect to get a Darwin Award?

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    cuzinron47  almost 7 years ago

    Another victim of not reading the lengthy and inane safety warnings that are included in the user guide.

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    paranormal  almost 7 years ago

    This is precisely why ridiculous warnings come with all products.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 7 years ago

    Safety warnings, the pollution of the gene pool!

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    Hippogriff  almost 7 years ago

    Like “Be sure machine is turned off before licking the bowl”?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    His name must be “Dumas.”

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    jivanimark  almost 7 years ago

    fit to be tiedfit to be tied

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