F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 05, 2018

sounds like my kind of eatery

Buy one, get that one at the regular price.

I would never eat there. I might go there, though.

Now that’s what I call brilliant advertising.

Wow! How can they afford to run such a good deal?

It’s a trap! Read the fine print menu- Free non-orders will be charged a sitting fee, a breathing our air fee and an annoying our staff for not ordering, fee.

This is just the sort of ingenious logical conundrum that keeps philosophers employed. Way to go, Carrillo!