There was a stray cart standing in a handicapped spot (you can’t expect them to return the cart, after all) and a crazy lady walking from the lot grabbed it and returned it to the queue at the front of the store. I call her crazy, because that’s what I do. Sure, there are cartherds, but I don’t want a cart in the middle of the lot blowing into my car. Plus I’m anal.
I’m working on a new children’s book called The Adventures of Giant Sonia and the Grocery Cart-herder. It’s a rollicking, fast-paced action story that takes place in a parking lot (I observe the Classical Unities)….
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
que-… no, empress for Sonia
rbmumsie almost 7 years ago
Ah Sonia, we barely knew ya.
KristineKuhns almost 7 years ago
Cart-herder! What a perfect name for the job!
Phred Premium Member almost 7 years ago
It is a good name. Though, I have not seen a smiling cart-herder.
neatslob Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Do they yodel?
steverinoCT almost 7 years ago
There was a stray cart standing in a handicapped spot (you can’t expect them to return the cart, after all) and a crazy lady walking from the lot grabbed it and returned it to the queue at the front of the store. I call her crazy, because that’s what I do. Sure, there are cartherds, but I don’t want a cart in the middle of the lot blowing into my car. Plus I’m anal.
ChessPirate almost 7 years ago
I hope Dill doesn’t grow up to be Bubbles… ☺
Perkycat almost 7 years ago
Such ambitious children. Lots of jobs look fun on the outside.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
I’m working on a new children’s book called The Adventures of Giant Sonia and the Grocery Cart-herder. It’s a rollicking, fast-paced action story that takes place in a parking lot (I observe the Classical Unities)….
Dani Rice almost 7 years ago
This is what I like about Aldi’s. The carts go back in the corral and they return your quarter. No playing dodge ’em cars on the parking lot.