Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 05, 2018

Just a quick, light poke in the middle of the forehead ……………..

If I could do that, I would be insufferable as well. I am currently seeing a chiropractor for balance issues related to peripheral neuropathy. It is enough if I can stand on both feet with my eyes closed for a few seconds without falling over.

I think it must help to have your ankle attach to your foot a good two inches forward of the heel.

I think we all preferred Ted when he was unbalanced.

Ted’s a glass act.

How any of them cand stand at all on those toothpick legs is beyond me! You would think seeing as none of them are… well… svelte, their legs would snap like, well, toothpicks.

But can he juggle three balls, tap dance and sing the Catalina Lupensteiner Wallabeiner song?

ted has always been that way whe he has a drink in his hand

Hard as it is to imagine being well-balanced….

it’s even harder to imagine being well-balanced on Ballard Street….

where everything is always a little off-kilter.

I think he’s still got a balance outstanding.

I don’t think he can hold that position for long.

I’ve been slightly off kilter my entire life.

I have enough trouble balancing my check book.

To be fair, on balance, not to put too fine a point on it, and far be it from me to cast aspersions, but… well… he always was…

He’d overheard people saying he couldn’t handle his liquor.

He’s always been insufferable, now he just does it on one foot.