Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2010

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    gslusher  about 14 years ago

    “and eight pairs of shoes…”

    Nope, only 4 PAIRS of shoes–8 shoes, total.

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    The Spook’s back home today from his vacation.

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    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    I know a spider has 8 legs, but 8 eyes!!

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    and then having to put on pants with eight legs.

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    moronbis  about 14 years ago

    But then, the spider has four arms to deal with four legs.

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    Sandfan  about 14 years ago

    Evidently it takes 2.5 minutes per lens.

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    pamlicorat  about 14 years ago

    He is lucky. If he had been on time she might have mated with him and then killed him. Better late than dead.

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    steeler-hater  about 14 years ago

    So what if he was 20 minutes late?

    She could have always spent the time knitting herself a new web while she was waiting…

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    And just think, said lack of mating helped conserve the quality of the gene pool. Who wants an egg sack of nearsighted spiders?

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    Spiders got contacts?

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    kpreethy  about 14 years ago

    U can talk with spider…????……..COOOL

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    gjsjr41  about 14 years ago

    Spook’s been in solitary confinement too long.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago

    ….said the spider to the spook

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