Close to Home by John McPherson for January 28, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    But it doesn’t indicate whether each of these is a good or a bad thing.

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    Farside99  almost 7 years ago

    Let’s see…if she marries him, what’s her chances of changing those bad traits? Hmmm?

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    AtariDragon  almost 7 years ago

    Given her hand, nose, and lips, she should take what she can get and be happy with it.

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    wirepunchr  almost 7 years ago

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I remember a Twilight Zone episode on the eye of the beholder.

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    Spence12 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    She’s kinda bland and those MONSTER hands! Yikes! Look at her fingers! She’s the last person who should critique!

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    Stevefk  almost 7 years ago

    She used to be a driving instructor but lost her job because she always graded on a curve.

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    She’s got him under her thumb.

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    suv2000  almost 7 years ago

    Poor Doug must be on a blind date with a gargoyle hope it’s slipping out the back door the restaurant before anyone see he is with her

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    Perkycat  almost 7 years ago

    We haven’t seen him. He might think he’s dating way out of his league.

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    AtypicalReader  almost 7 years ago

    Meanwhile Doug is filling out his own version of that form: Female – ‘check’. Willing to be seen in public with me – ‘check’. Yup, looks like a winner for sure!

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    The Jeep Guy Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Is she dating in the 90’s? There’s an app for that scorecard and Wanda should be tapping Yes or No on her smart phone.

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