Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 13, 2018

What they say is “Looks just like last year.”

Well, I don’t know what I  say….

but Tony says…..

“What do you say?”

Huh?

I… um…. already answered that.

“Me neither”. Case closed.

I ain’t talkin’.

What? Did I say something?

Don’t you just love his logic?

Time flies?

@Tony:

What do I say? I say it’s time for today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Can you believe it’s 2018?

@Tony: I say: who is this “they” of whom you speak?

For the second question: yes.

My current answering machine message:

It’s 2018, where do the years all go?

Our world is decorated in ice and frost and snow

We’re way too cold to talk right now, leave a name and number, please,

We’ll return your call as soon as we unfreeze.