Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 13, 2010

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    margueritem  about 14 years ago

    Ah yes, the noodle incident…

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    alviebird  about 14 years ago

    A future politician.

    Oh boy, the famous noodle incident.

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    SWEETBILL  about 14 years ago

    susie can prove anything

    ear your words noodle-brain

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    Noodlegate? Suzie is a snitch, you know.

    G’Morning Marg, Mike & Grog!

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    But Calvin, Santa knows.

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    rayannina  about 14 years ago

    Forget the noodles … what about the other 50 or 60 “incidents”?

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    dataweaver  about 14 years ago

    None compare to the noodles.

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    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    Times like this reminds that Calvin could pass as a young Bart Simpson. Calvin’s destined to be a politican IF he grows up.

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    MontanaLady  about 14 years ago

    ah, but that’s nothing compared to the Salamander Incident!!!!!

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    alviebird  about 14 years ago

    We pledged to never speak of the Salamander Incident!

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    Wiseguy411  about 14 years ago

    No one could prove it … legally.

    Any one notice that the strip is now in sync ??

    Good Morninig Marg, Hobbes, and all.

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    ARF2  about 14 years ago

    This noodle incident?

    http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff200/fv00125.htm

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    Dino-1  about 14 years ago

    This Santa’s busy making her lists and checking them again and again! Lots to do and people to see in a short period of time! I just love this time of the year!

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    kreole  about 14 years ago

    Is Hobbes wearing a scarf?

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Calvin sure has a high opinion of himself. Does he really expect to get everything on his couple hundred page list?

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠

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    moronbis  about 14 years ago

    Innocent until proven guilty. Calvin is one tough nut to crack.

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    tis4kis  about 14 years ago

    So what he’s saying is… he’s been very good at not being proven guilty?

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Sure wish I could tell all of you about Calvin’s noodle incident…… but I was sworn to secrecy.

    Calvin’s list for Santa today reminds me of a similar situation:

    http://comics.com/zoom/241697/

    From my experience, animals often have better perspective than humans.

    (Note: after viewing the link above, don’t close the window. Use the “back” arrow to return here, so that you don’t lose this Web page.)

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    rentier  about 14 years ago

    Oh, je, the noodle-incident! I can understand Calvin to be outraged! He wants to get rid of it for all times!!

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    mike.firesmith  about 14 years ago

    **Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!**

    Hobbes should have never brought up the noodle incident. He wasn’t using his…

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    onehipdad  about 14 years ago

    Kis said, about 1 hour ago

    So what he’s saying is… he’s been very good at not being proven guilty?

    The same could be said of this year’s Heisman Trophy winner.

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    gjsjr41  about 14 years ago

    Geez, make one or two little mistakes and it’s never forgotten.

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    noodlesinmymouth  about 14 years ago

    I’ve never posted before, but ya’ll have been a part of my mornings for a good long while…. it appears today’s a great day to introduce myself! Carpe d-noodle!

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    wicky  about 14 years ago

    Ah yes, the “noodle incident”, it should be better left alone.

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    coltish1  about 14 years ago

    Plausible deniability … the first thing they teach you at Congress orientation class. The Senate has the more advanced class; after all, the term is three times as long.

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    If I did it I’d be sorry. But I didn’t.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 14 years ago

    For course the Santa will be only amused to see the box of demands which Calvin has made. The noodle incident may not flash to Santa at this time of the year specially when he has sooo many requests from around the globe.

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    dimeadance  about 14 years ago

    Calvin, you may have to check, but I think you are old enough to take the fifth!

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    dimeadance  about 14 years ago

    Calvin, you may have to check, but I think you are old enough to take the fifth!

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    jdacquisto  about 14 years ago

    Good Morning Everyone,it is my first day here so could somebody tell me about the noodle incident.I’m sure it was a keeper.

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    stupendus_spiff  about 14 years ago

    Exhibit A!

    http://hushtoday.com/articles/408_noodles.jpeg

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    cleokaya  about 14 years ago

    I am sure that Santa appreciates getting a manuscript in the mail. Calvin has written what I am sure is gripping reading. Maybe he titled it, “Christmas, What Gifts Better Be Under Calvin’s Tree.”

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    bmonk  about 14 years ago

    The noodle incident?

    Hey, kid, in 40 years, your parents will laugh about it. Well, maybe 50…

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    mark.parkhill  about 14 years ago

    Can the noodle incident be worse than the car in the ditch incident?

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    bmonk  about 14 years ago

    lbbear, apparently not– as here

    “How bad, hypothetically, to his car?” “Well, let’s pretend it was REAL bad.” “Should we pretend it could be fixed?” “If we imagined he could FIND the car, we could pretend it might be fixed.”

    If we imagined we knew all about the noodle incident, we could pretend to figure out which was worse…

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    Dirty Dragon  about 14 years ago

    (searches WikiLeaks for “Noodle Incident”)

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    rgcviper  about 14 years ago

    Ha–love it. And also …

    pouncingtiger said, about 12 hours ago

    Times like this reminds that Calvin could pass as a young Bart Simpson.

    Come to think of it …

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    coffeeturtle  about 14 years ago

    I think there were some circumstantial evidence left at the scene. LOL!

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    ratlum  about 14 years ago

    I have been good all year?? Hobbes talk to him hes loosing a wheel.

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    gofinsc  about 14 years ago

    In “Christmas Story”, The Old Man says, as they are leaving the store, “He knows! (chuckle) HE knows!!”

    HE KNOWS!!!

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    Gretchen's Mom  about 14 years ago

    lbbear said: Can the noodle incident be worse than the car in the ditch incident?

    I don’t know what happened regarding “the noodle incident” … but I can’t imagine how anything could possibly be worse than Calvin putting his parents’ car in a ditch!!!!!!!!!!

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    rentier  about 14 years ago

    Oh yeah, it must be something much worser.

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    mhs1075  about 14 years ago

    A lawyer….. or a politician. Yup. Maybe someday Calvin and Danae (from Non Sequitur) will get together and start a business. Although putting two egos of this nature together in the same space might be explosive.

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    never_use_spaces_  about 14 years ago

    There is nothing worse than the Noodle Incident (except theres 6 years worth of “incidents” that dis agree)

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    Fogger_man  about 14 years ago

    You want the “Noodle Incident?” You can’t handle the noodle incident! apologies to Jack

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    alviebird  about 14 years ago

    Okay, for those who don’t know, I’ll spill the beans. The ‘noodle incident’ only exists in reference. There never was a strip depicting it. It is a story that has never been told, only referred to. It is left entirely to one’s imagination.

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    alviebird  about 14 years ago

    The “hush today” link went here:

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    ratlum  about 14 years ago

    Why would Hobbes refer to an incident that never happened, when there is agasilian things that did happen,that would worry Calvin? O how do we find out about the noodle incident?

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    dataweaver  about 14 years ago

    Oh, it happened. It was simply never depicted.

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    rentier  about 14 years ago

    thebird55 This is a wanderful noodle incident! Perfect!

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    coffeeturtle  about 14 years ago

    Good find ARF2!

    Love the Peanuts reference, Hobbes!

    ARF2 said, 1 day ago

    This noodle incident?

    Calvin’s list for Santa today reminds me of a similar situation:

    http://comics.com/zoom/241697/

    http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff200/fv00125.htm

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    austinjabberwocky  over 13 years ago

    What was the noodle incident? I’ve never figured it out.

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    Death2100  almost 11 years ago

    except for yourself….

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