“And I’ll connect to Facebook and let all your friends and friends-of-friends know all your interests and habits! You do want to share your life with everybody, right?”
“And on Classmates.com, I’ll help you reconnect with all your schoolmates! You do want to see the bullies that shoved you into a locker again, right?”
An idea I came up with for a single-panel comic strip:
Two cops are taking a homeowner in custody in handcuffs, leading him down his driveway to their squadcar. Next door, one neighbor explains to another, “He disconnected his refrigerator from the internet.”
Bilan over 6 years ago
No need for Rogaine, just ask Tim to fix it.
Argythree over 6 years ago
Let’s go back to the good ole days, when machines were actually helpful…
Tigressy over 6 years ago
Just add some sense of self-preservation.
“Oh, there’s that guy again with the ax for reprogramming – I’ll better shut up now.”
Serial Pedant over 6 years ago
Laugh-but it’s coming.
Serial Pedant over 6 years ago
Laugh-but it’s coming.
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
This convinces me more than ever that I will never have one of those things.
Kroykali over 6 years ago
“And I’ll connect to Facebook and let all your friends and friends-of-friends know all your interests and habits! You do want to share your life with everybody, right?”
“And on Classmates.com, I’ll help you reconnect with all your schoolmates! You do want to see the bullies that shoved you into a locker again, right?”
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
All watched over by machines of loving grace.
Kroykali over 6 years ago
An idea I came up with for a single-panel comic strip:
Two cops are taking a homeowner in custody in handcuffs, leading him down his driveway to their squadcar. Next door, one neighbor explains to another, “He disconnected his refrigerator from the internet.”
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Can’t wait till Winky walks in: Do you need to reorder spleens?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Dr. Mel makes his own along with replacement Winky’s too.
hablano over 6 years ago
Your case of Preparation H is ready for delivery.