The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for February 26, 2018

Who in the world needs an endangered fly emporium??

I’m pretty sure he’s gonna fail or bust!

Lasagna factory. PLEASE tell me I’m not the only one who got that.

giggle

Garfield?

I too would probably be fired from the lasagna factory, after gaining 10 pounds.

From dictionary.com, et al.:

In the sense of a person’s strong suit (he draws well, but sculpture is his real forte), the older and historical pronunciation of forte is the one-syllable [fohrt] pronounced as the English word fort. The word is derived from the French word fort, meaning “strong” (as opposed to the Italian [fohr-tay], meaning to play with more power.)

Shouldn’t he be panting? Cats don’t sweat. Oh well, I guess it wouldn’t be as funny.

Considering the jobs she’s sending him on, I’m thinking that job placement is not HER forte.

No. That’s no good. Let’s try the laser pointer store.

Who calls a fly an “ANIMAL” There an insect with six legs! How many animals have six legs! Sigh, lol.

This woman is an idiot! It’s like she never met a cat before or learned about them in school.

Maybe she’s employed by Business Pug, and told to give Cat special treatment.

I think he will eventually get his old job back and that unscrupulous dog will get his comeuppance

double ouch

unrealated news, a store of endagerd flies had all of their flies killed