Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 10, 2018

God: “There’s no proofs. Time is an illusion you things created to figure out what’s happening easier. If there’s no time, then motion is perpetual. Q.E.D.”

But I’m one

I am one

And I can see

That this is me

And I will be

You’ll all see

I’m the one

-The Who

One is the largest number?? I thought it was the loneliest number!

And all are one and one is all.

why is god a large sprinkler head?

GASP! God just took His own Son’s Name in vain!

It all depends on the size of your “one”.

So two isn’t a number? No, “God,” I’m not stupid. I’m conventionally informed. You’re insane.

Now if you use n = ∞ it satisfies the Golden Godly Quantity or GGQ IT is talking about.

All I know about one is that it’s the LONELIEST number.

All I know about one is that it’s the LONELIEST number.