Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 23, 2018

Bloke doesn’t know Andy very well like Chalkie does.

All Hale,Andy’s on the Ale! What with that label,you can forget about this table.

You could try using golf rules. And count each try as a stroke?

Hopefully Andy won’t get the cue too low and rip the felt.

Andy would return to championship form if the bloody table would just stop moving!

A: “As opposed to what?”B: Just because Andy can’t hit a ball. Chalkie should have won by now.

Number Six said yesterday

@FANOLIO. Are you saying l’m a young git?

My reply: Would you settle for Middle aged?

looks like he’s gonna hit the deck fore he hits a ball! ;o)

Smythe Classic

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@LINGUIST

Is this your cat?

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Oh, Andy. Just give up already!

xxx

Minnesota Fats he ain’t.