Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 21, 2018

The guys name is bad teeth?

It’s always amusing when good teeth go bad.

He said, “Your teeth are okay, but your gums got to go.”

—Alice Cooper

Bad boy Bad boy.

Beware the molars of fate

What’s his angle? Is he trying to get us to make jokes about railroad tracks?

That would be brace-ist!

right triangles making a big star.

Fishnut Sunday Hosery Nosery.

Ehhh, what’s up, Doc?

Teresa’s using that new dental care product: “Cut N Paste” !

Uh oh, here comes that awful Mr. Teagarden, fangs and all. He gives me the creeps with his leer and that scary smile. I’m closing my window. Somebody else’ll have to cash his stupid check.

Fangs for the memory.

BUNNY!

Root, root, root for the home steam.

You’d probably have bad teeth, too, if an old locomotive fell on your cute little head, while the hutched bunny looked on. You’d be seeing stars, not triangles. I’m guessing the amusing part comes when you crawl over to the teller’s cage, hoist yourself into an upright format, and start handing out Froglandian currency by the bundles! Nice!

@SISYPHOS. I’ve put all my trust in Froglandian bitcoin. I expect to be moving to the “good” side of Froglandia soon, on the highest hilltop, looking down on you lamesters and all of those unmarked Froglandian graves.

My wife asked me to ask you, Arianne, how to pronounce your name. Is it Airy-An or Airy-On. I should also put forth the possibility that Ari isn’t pronounced as “airy” but as “aw-ree”. (She’s collecting girl names for a pregnant niece.)

We got a bit off track with the bunnies and fun, but I think we can still make bank on bad teeth.