I saw a close friend of mine the other day… He said ‘Steven, why haven’t you called me…. I said, “I can’t call everyone I want… my (new) phone has no ‘five’ on it.”… He said, “How long have you had it?”… I said, “I don’t know… my calendar has no ’seven’s on it.”
You know, I’ve thought in my head that I’d love to get and use a typewriter, but have found that finding the parts needed to maintain one these days is extremely hard…leaving problem’s such as Horace’s as difficult to overcome.
Tigressy almost 7 years ago
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Is that Steven Wright’s old typewriter?
I saw a close friend of mine the other day… He said ‘Steven, why haven’t you called me…. I said, “I can’t call everyone I want… my (new) phone has no ‘five’ on it.”… He said, “How long have you had it?”… I said, “I don’t know… my calendar has no ’seven’s on it.”
-Steven Wright
chromosome Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Oh gee!
scyphi26 almost 7 years ago
You know, I’ve thought in my head that I’d love to get and use a typewriter, but have found that finding the parts needed to maintain one these days is extremely hard…leaving problem’s such as Horace’s as difficult to overcome.
Perkycat almost 7 years ago
I guess you could always write in the missing letter. How small can you write?
jerrythemacguy almost 7 years ago
Give the typewriter to Tom Hanks. He’ll fix it!
codedaddy almost 7 years ago
ood rief!
Sherlock Watson almost 7 years ago
That must be Glen Quagmire’s old typewriter; the G key probably got worn out from all the times he’s typed, “Giggity giggity goo.”
BlueFin Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Facit!
chris_weaver almost 7 years ago
I suspect the ‘any’ key is missing too!
J Short almost 7 years ago
The old machines are not my type.