Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Having a nice voice is a chief requirement for being a pilot.

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmAHbDSf4jQ

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    Phatts  almost 7 years ago

    truth be told, a lot of us do care about some of that stuff, which is why the Live Map Channel on the TV can be so popular sometimes.

    on the other hand, once you’ve been in an airplane 100 times, you don’t care about it anymore. I’ve seen the silly seat-belt and life-vest demonstration, let me sleep will you?

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    oldpine52  almost 7 years ago

    You should always know how far you have to fall in case the engines quit.

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    Troglodyte  almost 7 years ago

    That explains it. I’ve always wondered too. :)

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    Ratbrat  almost 7 years ago

    What’s our vector Victor?

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    Gent  almost 7 years ago

    I tried to be a pilot once. But people got scared when I growled.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 7 years ago

    Some of us like hearing about the altitude and wind direction. We even check the airline magazine maps of flight paths to guess what we’re flying over. And Al, I would personally love it if you sang karaoke.

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    mortaur  almost 7 years ago

    Excuse me…I speak jive.

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    tripwire45  almost 7 years ago

    Actually, I’m always curious what I’m looking at from 35,000 feet and sometimes the information is interesting.

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    Greyhame  almost 7 years ago

    Shirly, you can’t be serious?

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    Nuliajuk  almost 7 years ago

    Should we be worried that he wears sunglasses indoors?

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    frenat  almost 7 years ago

    What’s the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn’t think he’s a pilot.

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    LeoDaSavage  almost 7 years ago

    If the plane crashes, will he still be singing karaoke?

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    Radish...   almost 7 years ago

    Handing Lady: Nervous?

    Ted Striker: Yes.

    Handing Lady: First time?

    Ted Striker: No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 7 years ago

    Having a vision of Leslie Nielsen in “Airplane” breaking into a rendition of “Feelings” on the intercom, and it’s not a pretty one.

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    Masterskrain  almost 7 years ago

    Although, I DO like some of the pre-flight announcements on Southwest…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvdCFYLf_JI

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    MarcWhinston  almost 7 years ago

    As long as the pilot talks to us, I know he’s not asleep.

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Pilot talk in part is meant to reassure “us” (the Dumb Passengers) that he is competent and that we are In Good Hands with Al. But occasionally it includes something actually interesting: e.g., “And on our left, folks, you can see the starship Enterprise descending toward Star Fleet’s San Francisco headquarters….”

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