Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 08, 2018

Ooo look free bear buffet!

Is that a shoe on the counter in front of the bear?

At least they all seem amiable on the way in. Are bears mean drunks?

It’s rare to see a bear at the bar. They generally prefer a booth. Anyway, I think I’d pass him that dish of peanuts before he get hungry.

Empty chair, shoe on counter, burrrrp.

Those aren’t bears, those are Wiley Bears! Bears in general do not hibernate. They go into a torpor state. Wiley Bears are more like their prey——us. They aren’t stealthy like wolfin are. They like our taste as the wolfin do. Both hunt humans and eat them and hide the bodies.

It’s about to be a bear market at the bar.

YAY!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!

Of course it isn’t the time and place! Just as it isn’t the time and place to discuss gun control Now is the time for thoughts and prayers. And parades. I hear there is going to be a parade.

I didn’t realize Elaine had opened a bar.

♫ The simple bear necessities, those simple bear necessities ♫

They just walked over from Wall Street.

I wonder if we should put any significance to the background chair and salt shaker being on their sides?

Wiley Bears always look so happy and confident….

The meat there is already marinated!

The guy at the bar seems to think like our current GOP – maybe if I ignore it, the problem will go away.

Happy Wiley Bears, lining up for a free meal!

BOOSLER’S HIDEAWAY, where the door is always open.

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a rum and…………….. Coke.” “Why the long pause?” asks the bartender. “I don’t know,” says the bear. “I’ve always had them.”

Look out BEHIND YOU … !

He just wants to get it refilled.