Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 30, 2018

Boy, for someone who is supposedly popular, Dakota sure complains alot.

I hear that some company that makes rides for theme parks is developing some sort of Magic School Bus themed motion simulator that can be mass produced and installed in a relatively small space. Of course they plan to sell these to science museums.

In a twist, Dakota has been blinded TO science.

Science!!

I guess the best way for Dakota to enjoy herself at the museum is not being there, but as if she had a choice when her parents signed the permission slip for the field trip.

Marigold mentioned being around for a really long time. I wonder if she used to know that mammoth in the background.

So take away that product of science, the phone that she’s so glued to. And just about every aspect of her daily life, come to that.

(Anyone who genuinely wants to go live in the wilds on the edge of starvation, die young and watch half their children not survive to adulthood is welcome to turn their noses up at “science” and go live that sort of life. Anyone else has forfeited the right.)

It’s an interesting contrast that a girl who spends so much time with a supernatural being should be so interested in science.

She’s been watching Bill Nye Saves the World?

I like museums, but I have never met someone that shows such obsession for the exhibitions.

(…sigh…)

How any human being can’t get exited about nature and science, i will never understand.

As one Science Video Blog i watch on YouTube says, “…we hate not knowing!”

Why am I thinking just this moment of the Robot Chicken Nerd?

Oh my goodness, I totally am with Phoebe on this one! At our science center, I’d play with water for hours on end

“The newest trend… Smart is chic!”

What? Science museums are awesome! So many cool things to see! At the one in Boston, I got to watch a lightning display. The end was awesome when they set it all to music. And they even had a butterfly room where there all kinds of butterflies fluttering around. The Carnegie Science museum in Pittsburgh has a great planetarium and the Toronto science center is a lot of fun too. Now art museums? Boring!

Proof positive: Only boring people GET bored.

wonder if Dakota would be less bored at Marigold’s idea of a field trip

She made like a cell and split

It’s now my headcanon that two of Phoebe’s favorite characters are Clemont from Pokémon XY and both Dr. Insano & Linksano.

I expect her occasionally to even quote Ash’s line “Science is so amazing”.

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I f@@@ing love Science!https://youtu.be/RECuQaaGGfA

Dakota is bored by science because she is a snot-nosed brainless brat!

I just like to complain about algebra and then say that I know what zero divided by zero is. (in case you’re wondering it’s x)

If Phoebe is “that nerd kid”, then I’m Phoebe because I was always the nerd in my class in elementary school. And middle school.

You don’t know what you’re missin’! :P