Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 08, 2018

I, for one, have never known a dog who didn’t appreciate the value of a burnt offering.

The Hadleys treat him like a demidog.

Is he praying to this majestic ancestor?

The Egyptians idolized cats, but the Hadleys know that dogs are much closer to the one true god,and ask their doggie to intercede with him for them.

I don’t know, that dirty thingy has a fingernail in the end of its nose, must be the god of smell.

And considering that it’s made out of stuff that got emptied out of the vacuum….

Hey, don’t blame me for my imagination, it’s oneAM!

I’m there.

To the point of making him wear Pampers.

My dog’s “god” is a full dish of food.

Alpo the Great…

Violates a commandment. Thou shall not have any graven image that insults the cat.

“I thought you said your god doesn’t bite!”

“That’s not my god.”