Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 11, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Their safety calendar measures in seconds.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The Workmans compensation on that place must be insane

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That made me snicker.

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    Jeff0811  over 6 years ago

    Going to save this one, found it funny. What I’d like to see is the factory that makes Mounds.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    And back at the managers office her Baby Ruth dropped her pacifier and is crying cause she can’t reach it. To make matters worse it’s also PayDay and the computer crashed. Everyone there seems to be up to their old Twix.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    Oh Henry! Help me pick up this mess.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 6 years ago

    If everyone is going to Snicker, I’m packing for Mars.

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    MDMom  over 6 years ago

    . . . it’s been a “Rocky Road” to try to come up with a better “Whopper”, than those here. So, I asked my “Sugar Daddy” for “100 Grand” and he only gave me a few “Snickers”. I think that I need a “Time Out”, now! lol! :)

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    i_am_the_jam  over 6 years ago

    A 12-way ouch. Must be a new record :D :D :D

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    Darryl Heine  over 6 years ago

    Bart Simpson could have helped there…

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    zeexenon  over 6 years ago

    See FarSide Marble Factory where employee “…lost his marbles…”.

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