Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 20, 2018

Rat, you can sell indulgences.

Rat, the Mad Hatter, is gonna get capped. Helmet his maker.

Said Yosemite Sam, “Ah hat(e) this comic!”

You, Rat, are not really holy nor humble.

All the polish and personality of our current inept leader.

“YOU’RE EXCOMMUNICATED!!”- His Holiness President For life Don Corleone Trump

The President argued with the Pope too.

Yeah, that miter been a bad choice for Rat.

You could call it a cardinal mistake…

as long as he’s sitting behind that desk without a baseball bat.

Hey Rat, I got your hat right here.

https://s5.postimg.org/80lanwz1z/Rat_Cap_White.png

And no one will expect the Rat-ish Inquisition!

Get him one of those pink pussy-ear hats.

Is it true that Rat’s press secretary is the mad hatter?

Is it true that Rat’s press secretary is the mad hatter?

I’m thinking maybe a dunce cap….

A Big orange comb-over is in fashion now for this purpose

We thought you mitre said that, Rat.

Who’s taking bets that his next hat will be white, pointy and have eye holes?

You rock that hat !! Can’t wait to see what’s next.

Soon rat will be back in the mud ditch.

Oh, please.

xxx

The simple papal mitre is a bit large for Rat, but not large enough for his Ego. He needs the old papal triple tiara for that!

Seriously what did I miss?!? I have no idea how Rat became President!!

The king becoming head of the church? Seriously bad move.