Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 12, 2018

“Mr. Moon, we need career advice. Exactly how much Jack Daniels does it take before we are ready to go on air each time? You ARE the man here in the enormous metropolis of Milford and we want to sit in a plywood booth and freeze during the six-month football season here, just like you!”

In p1 Marty is looking straight ahead at Caffeine Boy. In p2 Marty must have turned his head to look at the wall.

Two guest stars today. Ken Curtis (AKA: Festus Hagen) as Marty Moon in panel one and John Denver as Office Boy in panel two.

You could have it all, Marty, your empire of dirt. Paloma will take you down, she will make you hurt.

P1 Dare we ask Moon Man what his definition of afternoon caffeine is??? I think we know. P2 Did he go through Gil’s Sports Information Department to arrange the interviews…me thinks not!!! P3 How many people in Milford’s Media…like being the tallest midget!!!

P1, No thanks, I’ve always got plenty to drink right here.

P2, I have an appointment with a couple of my admirers, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

P3, King Of All Media? I thought that was Howard Stern. Watch out, Marty, PP and The Token Libertarian are about to overthrow the king.

In all reality , today’s Career Advice by Marty is brought to us by Budweiser the King of Beers

Doesn’t “Studio One” imply that WDIG has multiple studio facilities? Just how big IS this station? Oh, and I fully expect Howard Stern to show up and teach Marty how to be King of All Media.

Marty Moon, just trying to think of how far he can push his ‘celebrity status’ to impress a coupla sweet, sweet high school girls.

Marty shares his pearls of 1960’s wisdom with Paloma and Karina. The girls become entangled in compromising position. Mimi becomes aware she needs to order this year’s supply of shock treatment for the pool as well as the girls meddling ways. With GilPa putting Marty in his place, basketball season is wasted, no playdowns, no 2nd place and onto baseball/softball season.

If Moon addresses Jorge as “Georgie”, then young Padilla should refer to him as “Morty”.

I’m not sure why, but I keep envisioning SNL’s skit with the baby sitting Uncle and the Glass Bottom Boat.

Given Marti’s look of contentment I’d venture he’s sitting on a Butt plug.

So will we soon be seeing an episode of “Forensic Files” about the Marty Moon case? They could have gotten away with it but they left a Puerto Rican flag on the scene.

I don’t think he should be sitting like that when the girls arrive, or it may be sexual harrassment suit time.

King of Milford media?Yeah right.Are Sacko and the Hatt still on the air?

Maybe they’ll just blow him off