Close to Home by John McPherson for February 16, 2018

Just turn the “udder” cheek.

Little too close to home there, Professor?

I note sure how many jokes you can milk out of this!

Where’s the beef?

Where’s the beef?

The milk’s bad enough, but things start to get really messy when you ask for bacon.

“The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.”

“Would you like to meet the meat?”

I’ll have the cow pie for dessert.

Hope you’re not in any hurry for butter and cream.

Be glad you didn’t order Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Why are cow’s hind legs on backwards?

The food is fresh.

Wait until they see him kill a chicken.