Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 18, 2018

those translation books, Liō, got any in Kryptonian?

“I invaded planet Earth and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”

I want the T-shirt.

Lio always has inside knowledge of landing sites.

Get used to it, aliens — Next stop Times Square.

I think those huge-headed aliens are going to need button-up shirts!

I know a few people right here from Earth who will do well with those t-shirts and nobody wil see the difference.

One of the underrated Monty Python sketches (namely there are so many amazing ones and the show ended with the Spam sketch which is one of the all-time greats) is the Hungarian-English translation book sketch. Go check it out on YT.

@SMARTMAN

Do your nipples explode with delight?

Any road, today’s strip is certainly not based on reality, because, come on, aliens wouldn’t need translation books. There are so few Earthlings worth talking to!

Lio is the very picture of a smart entrepreneur: providing a service where no one else recognized the need for it!

I hope our tourists enjoy their visit (but be careful what you eat; some of the local food, or some of the locals, might not sit well on your tummies!)