Unicorns don’t have any real problems. They just wear cheap sunglasses and parade with their horns in the sky to keep invaders at bay (https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2014/07/27). The history books would be very interesting, yet at the same time, very boring.
Averagemoe over 6 years ago
They’re so tacky, you can use them to stick paper onto cork board.
codycab over 6 years ago
That is bad, but not as bad as doing stuff an hour early. I need rest for crying out loud!
nerdhoof over 6 years ago
I take it that unicorns aren’t fans of the ZZ Top song “Cheap Sunglasses”.
Wichita1.0 over 6 years ago
Nice ‘horrified worry’ face!
imjustlurking over 6 years ago
She’s channeling her inner Rarity again.
pumaman over 6 years ago
Elton John would have fit right in.
Melville the Calvinite over 1 year ago
Unicorns don’t have any real problems. They just wear cheap sunglasses and parade with their horns in the sky to keep invaders at bay (https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2014/07/27). The history books would be very interesting, yet at the same time, very boring.