Close to Home by John McPherson for March 11, 2018

Barbecued Frank’s coming up.

Stewed, I think.

Boiled in beer.

The gene pool needs a lot of that sort of cleansing.

He’s used to it – she’s always spouting out at him!

I don’t know bout the" photo" from inside the geyser, but a" video "from outside the geyser(in six minutes) should be a hit!

She’s steamed so he gets to be next.

Nothing to see here folks Move Along Move Along

We live 36 miles from Yellowstone. You wouldn’t believe what some of those idiot visitors will do. One person fell into one of the hot pools and by next day had dissolved.

Every year during the Summer season; you read about the unbelievable, colossal stupidity of some tourists at the National Parks. Ignoring danger signs at Yellowstone, feeding that cute momma grizzly with her cubs, backing off a vertical cliff at the Grand Canyon while hubby tries to set up the perfect shot of his wife.

There is no fence around Old Faithful (and the viewing area is further back than shown), but sometimes I think they should have one. Yellowstone is my favorite National Park, but it does have its hazards. Most of them are caused by idiot tourists.