The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 19, 2018

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    Wilde Bill  almost 7 years ago

    She’s never seen a $5 bill?

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    Brian G Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    But Lincoln looks better on paper!

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    TazTamaki  almost 7 years ago

    Lincoln is $5 and Washington is only $1.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I favor the other contender for the first presidency, John Adams, who got the runner-up prize of Vice President.

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    Kevin Jordan  almost 7 years ago

    She doesn’t like Grant best? He’s worth $50!

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    ChessPirate  almost 7 years ago

    If we’re just talking coins, I’d go with John F. Kennedy (50¢).

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    clayface9 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Woodrow Wilson is worth $100,000!

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    wroady01  almost 7 years ago

    She has the same mindset as our President Baby Huey

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    Seeker149 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Reminds me of Shel Silverstein’s poem, “Smart”

    My dad gave me one dollar bill‘Cause I’m his smartest son,And I swapped it for two shiny quarters’Cause two is more than one!

    And then I took the quartersAnd traded them to LouFor three dimes — I guess he didn’t knowThat three is more than two!

    Just then, along came old blind BatesAnd just ‘cause he can’t seeHe gave me four nickels for my three dimes,And four is more than three!

    And then I took the nickels to Hiram CoombsDown at the seed-feed store,And the fool gave me five pennies for them,And five is more than four!

    And then I went and showed my dad,And he got red in the cheeksAnd closed his eyes and shook his head —Too proud of me to speak!

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    gocomics  over 6 years ago

    Doesn’t anyone remember Eisenhower on the $1 coin?

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